Kill, and stay free. Not seriously.

This is for pre-meditated murder... but don't go out and kill somebody after you read this.


1. Shoot someone in the head, indoors. Make sure you use somethin to muffle the sound if you don't have a silencer.


2. Wrap the head in a towel to keep the blood from leakin anywhere. Then thoroughly wrap the upper body in plastic of some sort. Just not clear.


3. Drive far out of the city you committed the murder in.


4. Find a new plot at the cemetary, or an empty field or somethin and dig a nice deep hole.


5. Place the body in the hole, and drench it in gasoline.


6. Burn the body completely, then take the bullet from the ashes.


7. Hopefully you wore gloves, but if not wipe off everything you touched in relevance to the crime scene.
Especially the gun!

8. Dismantle the gun, and distribute the pieces and left over ammo in various sewers.


9. For extra security, have an alibi with a CREDiBLE RESOURCE to corroborate your story.


10. Forget it ever happened, and deny any contact with the deceased if question by local or federal law enforcement.


Once again, I urge you DO NOT TRY THiS.
Seriously.